Saturday, November 17, 2007
WARNING: Disease Spreading Throughout the Glencoe Area
I have heard from a numerous amount of sources that an Auburn fan from Glencoe, Alabama, by the first name of Daniel, will be attending this Saturday's Alabama vs. UL-Monroe game. Sources have been stated saying "We don't know what happened. He just all of a sudden decided to go." Doctors have said that this sounds like a condition known as Bamasitis, which is inflammation of the Brain. This can be treated with antibiotics or the complete removal of the brain. Research has shown that the first stages of the disease occurs when the first thought of attendence occurs. The latter stages of this horrifying illness occurs after he/she has actually attended the game. I will try to keep you all updated on the condition of this diseased human being. If you have any questions about this rare disease, send a comment and I will do my best to answer. lol.
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I'm looking forward to Blog Cop's guest post about today's Alabama loss.
Well- I'll give the guest post soon. I only have one word to say. IF I had not gone today- my seat would have been taken over by an Alabama Fan- That one fan cheering may have given them the energy for that one yard on third or fourth down. The Auburn Nation owes me a debt of gratitude.
i hope he washes the stench from his clothes
Woo hoo! We're 25th!
yeah but not in the bcs
I look forward to your update on the Bamasitus boy. I think removing his brain would be the best cure. But does he have one? Ouch. That was too mean. Sorry Daniel.
Love,
Dad
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